IISERK Hostel Server Autoupdates: November 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

You are capable of planning your future.

Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

You will pioneer the first Martian colony.

If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.

Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.

Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

This is Mars. The file server for IISERK APC Roy Boys Hostel.