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Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

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Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.

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Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

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You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

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Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

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At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achievement,
especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously
-- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being
in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching
after fact and reason.
-- John Keats

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You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

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Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.

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After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

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A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess

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Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.

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Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)

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You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

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Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't
understand his own meaning.
-- George D. Prentice

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If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!

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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt
of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He
brought death into the world.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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You enjoy the company of other people.

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You will be run over by a bus.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

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You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

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You are capable of planning your future.

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Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

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You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

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Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

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You will pioneer the first Martian colony.

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If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.

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Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.

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Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

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