Monday, December 5, 2011

Perhaps the last post.

Well, I have left IISER and Oak and Mars is no longer being maintained. Planet IISERK has been moved to Venus. Probably no more updates will be posted here (unless some other jobless IISERian soul like me, feels interested in reviving the hostel servers).

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

Daily Fortune Cookie from Mars

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
in reading it at all.
-- Oscar Wilde

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Daily Fortune Cookie from Mars

You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Daily Fortune Cookie from Mars

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
-- Peter Lax